Dr Blowhole's Sweetheart P5

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   Marlene was cleaning her habitat. She grabbed her duster, and dusted the table. She was humming, too. Then she dusted her bed. Then she dusted the counter.
   "You missed a spot" She heard a voice behind her say. She turned around, and out of the darkness came King Julien and Maurice with sinister looks on their faces.
   "Julien!?!" Marlene exclaimed, "What are you doing here?"
   "Oh, I'm just here to make you fall in love with me…" Julien chuckled, "With my new Love-King-Julien-Ray!"
   "Oh…" Marlene said, "WHAT!?!?!?!"
   "Maurice!" Julien yelled, "Giveth to me my Love-King-Julien-Ray!" Julien held out his hand, and Maurice frowned.
   "You gave it to Mort!" Maurice pointed out. Julien and Maurice gasped. Mort walked in the room. He had a blank look on his face.
   "Julien, have you seen Rob? I love him!" Mort said.
   "Mort must have shot himself with the ray!" Maurice said, "Well, at least we know that we better put some of your DNA into the ray!" Maurice grabbed one piece of hair on Julien's head and put it into the ray. Maurice aimed the ray at Marlene.
   "MAURICE!" Julien yelled, "I get to shoot her! Remember!?!"
   "I don't get paid enough for this!" Maurice mumbled as he gave Julien the ray. Julien aimed the ray at Marlene.
   "Pasta La Vista! Baby!" Julien said.
   "Pasta?" Marlene asked, "Don't you mean Hasta?"
   "NO!" Julien yelled, "Pasta is yummy, Hasta is ugly, like Mort!" Everyone looked at Mort. He looked back with his HUGE eyes.
   "HIIIIIII!" Mort said. Julien shot Marlene with the ray gun. Marlene suddenly got a blank look on her face. Then she ran over to Julien and hugged him.
   "Y-yes!" Julien cheered, "My plan has worked". Marlene bowed to Julien.
   "She is worshipping me!" Julien exclaimed, "This gives me a kingly idea!"
   Five minutes later, Julien, Maurice, Mort, and Marlene were in the penguin hideout.
   "Eh, where's Skippa?" Julien asked.
   "I don't know, he just said he'd be back in an hour!" Private answered.
   "Oh well, um… could you guys maybe let me boss you around?" Julien asked, "You know, just a little bit?"
   "Nah-uh!" Rico answered.
   "I WILL MAKE YOU OBEY ME!" Julien shouted. He shot the ray at Kowalski, then Rico, then at little Private. They all got blank looks on their faces.
   "Now, go get me a smoothie!" Julien ordered.
   "YES SIR!" all the penguins answered. The climbed up the ladder and went to the slushy bar.
   "Now it is time to take over the zoo!" Julien declared.
   "Are you sure that you want everyone to have a crush on you?" Maurice asked.
   "YES! That way, they will obey me!" Julien told him.
   "Alright!" Maurice sighed. He knew this plan was going to backfire.


* * *

   "And sometimes I'll just be sitting there thinking about food, or TV, or games or something…" Charlene said, "…And then it's just like, BAM, I want to kill someone, so when I try to kill them, I try to stop myself, and I try to do it" Charlene had been going crazy, so I sent her to the lobster Psychiatrist. "And then the other day, I was giving bread to the poor, and I felt the urge to be mean and not cut off the crust. Then when they cry, I try to cut it, but I try not too…"
   The lobster was trying to write this down, but she was going to fast. A smoke-like substance came off the page because he was writing so fast.
   "um…Can I say something?" the lobster asked. Charlene nodded. "I think you just need to go out and be yourself. Do what ever you want. Don't try to stop yourself, no matter how violent or dangerous it is. Just go out and have fun. This might help lower your stress level".
   "Really?" Charlene asked, "Okay! I'll try that! Thanks!"
   Charlene sat up straight and climbed onto her scooter. She drove it into the lab.
   "Are you okay?" I asked her.
   "Can we go on a crime spree?" She asked.
   "Is that a yes, or an no?" I asked.
   "SERIOUSLY! Can we go on a crime spree?" She asked again. She had a look of sorrow in her eyes.
   "Alright! Go get your stuff!" I sighed.
   "YAY! Thank you!" She cheered. Then Charlene rode into the other room.
   "What am I going to do with her?" I asked myself.
   "I'm ready!" She said as she rode back into the room.
   "That was fast!" I said. It hadn't even been ten seconds!
   "Come on! Let's go!" She laughed as she pushed me towards the door. I sat my scooter upright and looked at her.
   "You have beautiful eyes!" I whispered.
   "You have…skin that's…surprisingly pleasant to the touch!" She whispered.
   "Always take time to moisturize" I whispered. Charlene laughed. Then we rode out into the city.

* * *

    Rob grabbed Alice's hand. He reached into his pocket and got a ring case.
   "Alice! You are the love of my life! I want to spend every moment with you!" Rob said. He opened the ring-case "Will you marry me?"
   Suddenly, the ray-gun-affect on Alice wore off.
   "NOOOOO!!!!" She screamed. She kicked him, and ran away. The affects of the ray-gun weren't permanent!


"Joey! Giveth to me your hay!" Julien ordered.
   "Make me, stupid lemur!" Joey snapped.
   "Oh, ho, ho! Maurice! Make him obey!" I commanded. Maurice aimed the ray-gun at Joey. ZAP! Maurice fired. Joey instantly got a blank stare.
   "Joey!" I said again, "Giveth to me your hay!" Joey picked up a pile of hay and put it into Mort's tiny arms.
   "Okay, Maurice! Off to the baboons!" Julien told him.
   "THIS IS INSANE!" Maurice shouted, "I AM NOT HELPING YOU WITH THIS PLAN!" Julien grabbed the ray from Maurice's hand and shot Maurice.
   "YA! BABOONS!" Maurice cheered. Julien walked to their habitat with Mort, Maurice, and Marlene following behind.
   "Marlene!" Skipper shouted. He belly-slided over to the group. "I've been trying to find you all day!"
   "What Skipper?" Marlene said, with a blank voice.
   "Are you o-kay, Marlene?" Skipper asked. He examined her face carefully. "Oh well, want to go on our second date?"
   "DATE!?! DATE?!? DATE!?!" Marlene shouted, "I'm dating King Julien XIII now, so BUZZ OFF!"
   "You're WHAT!?!?!?" Skipper shouted. He looked at Julien, who was whistling. "What sick and twisted thing did you do to her?"
   "I just forced her to be in love with me…" Julien replied, "WITH THIS!" He held up the Ray-gun. Skipper grabbed it from him.
   "This is Kowalski's love ray!" Skipper snapped, "and It's fallen into the wrong hands!"
   "Giveth it back, Skippa!" Julien ordered. Skipper slid away.
   "JOEY! GORILLAS! RHINO! ELEPHANT! GET THE RAY-GUN!" Julien shouted. They were already shot with it, so they loved Julien. They charged after Skipper.
   "You sick-twisted-moron!" Skipper yelled to Julien, "You have all of these people in love with you!?!"
   "As long as they do what I say, I don't care!" Julien shouted back.
   Skipper jumped into the penguin HQ.
   "ALRIGHT MEN! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!" Skipper yelled to his troops, "JULIEN WANTS TO STEAL YOUR RAY-GUN, KOWALSKI!"
   "Give him the ray-gun!" Kowalski said, with a blank look on his face. Julien had already got the other penguins.
   "Kowalski! NOT YOU TOO!" Skipper screamed, "RICO? PRIVATE?" Rico and Private had blank looks too. Suddenly, the elephant's trunk sucked up the ray-gun from Skipper's flippers.
   "Here you go, Pumpkin!" Bert the elephant said as he gave Julien the ray gun.
   "Ha HA HA HA! Oh, SKIPPA!" Julien called.
   "Blast! He's trying to get me!" Skipper said, he was still in the HQ.
   "Snap out of it, Kowalski!" Skipper said, "Private, earth to Private!" They still had blank looks.
   "AH-HA!" Skipper said. He had thought of an idea. It was going to be foolish, but it's the only choice he has. Skipper belly-slided to Julien.
   "Now hold still so I can…" Julien said. Skipper punched his arm and grabbed the ray-gun. Then he put a feather in it. He aimed, and fired at Julien.
   "WAIT SKIPPA! NOOO…." Julien said, "Hello, handsome penguin!"

* * *

   Charlene and I stole a bus. We filled it with lobsters, and went around the city killing people, wrecking havoc. Ronald broke into a science lab when the scientist was giving a presentation. The scientist kicked Ronald against a wall. He fell unconscious. Then the scientist threw him into his new invention, which sent Ronald twenty years into future…

   "oooh," Ronald groaned. He was finally waking up. "Where am I?" He looked around. He recognized the science lab, but there were no people. Ronald started to walk around. He went down the hall, and through the exit. When he got outside, he was confused. He didn't know he was in the future.
   "The Bus! IT'S GONE!" Ronald cried. He walked all the way back to the secret lair. It took him a long time.
   "Why did you leave me, Doc?" He called as he walked in. The room was totally trashed. The roof was gone. "WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?!??!?" Ronald screamed. He walked around the ruins. He saw a piece of paper with an address on it.
   About five hours later, he was at the doorstep of the address. He knocked on the door. And wouldn't you know it, Charlene answered the door.
   "May I help you?" She asked.
   "It's me! Ronald!" Ronald shouted, "The head lobster!"
   "Doesn't ring a bell…sorry!" Charlene said. She started to close the door, but Ronald put his claw in the way.
   "Fine! Where's Doctor Blowhole?" Ronald asked. Charlene stopped. She looked at him.
   "I remember now…You were one my X-boyfriend's lobster minions!" Charlene said, with a tear in her eye.
   "Don't cry, Charlene!" Ronald said, "It's okay! You remember me now! Wait…X?"
   "You didn't hear what happened, did you?" Charlene sobbed. Her eyes were filled with tears.
   "What!?! What happened!?!" Ronald asked.
   "Dr. Blowhole is…is…dead" Charlene cried.

* * *

   Back to modern day…Charlene and I were still on a crime spree.
   "Hello!" a man screamed into a phone, "I need Animal Control! Lobsters! Dolphins! EVERYWHERE!!!"
   "Don't worry! We'll send our best agent!" A man on the other end replied. I grabbed the man who called animal control by the neck. I strangled him. He lost all of his oxygen, and died.

   Back at Central Park…
   The ray gun had worn off of everyone, and the penguins were trying to remember what had happened in the past few hours. They didn't remember a thing about being mind-controlled with the ray-gun. Kowalski was monitoring the city with his spy satellite.
   "SKIPPER! DOCTOR BLOWHOLE IS WRECKING HAVOC AND KILLING INNOCENT HUMANS!" Kowalski screamed.
   "Alright men, operation: Kick that Dolphin's butt is now in affect" Skipper said. The penguins rushed to their Barbie car and drove out of the zoo and  headed towards Times Square.


   "He-he's…DEAD?" Ronald asked.
   "Yes, come in, I'll tell you everything!" Charlene sobbed. Charlene led Ronald to the living room. Ronald and Charlene sat on a couch.
   "How did he die?" Ronald asked, "I'm from the past! I can prevent his death!"
   "Okay…" Charlene sobbed, "So he proposed to me, and I accepted. Then the penguins came and kicked the ring case out of Blowy's hand. Skipper jumped on his head and they wrestled. I used my scooter-laser and fired at the other penguins. Skipper and Blowy ran into a case with plastic silverware in it. Skipper reached to grab a plastic knife, and Blowy jumped onto his scooter. He rode to the elevator, and went to the roof. Skipper ran up the staircase. I followed to see what happened.
   "On the roof, Skipper and Blowy had a sword-fight. Skipper had the plastic knife, and Blowy had a crow-bar. He broke the knife, and Skipper ran. Blowy rode his scooter towards him. Skipper stood on the edge of the roof. Blowy rode toward him, and Skipper jumped out of the way. Blowy tried to stop his scooter, but it went off the edge. Blowy fell ten stories to the ground below. I went into the elevator and got down there as fast as I could. Blowy was half-dead. I went over to hug him, I knew he was going to die any minute now. Then animal control showed up, and I had to run. I left his body there, and Officer X put it in a cage. I never saw him again".
   "Well, I live back in his ti-wait! What was the date of that day?" Ronald asked.
   "Twenty years ago from this exact day!" Charlene sobbed even harder.
   "I HAVE TO GET BACK THERE! QUICK! OR DOCTOR BLOWHOLE WILL DIE!" Ronald screamed.
   "Well, how did you get here?" Charlene sniffled.
   "A scientist…HEY! HIS LAB IS STILL THERE! I" Ronald shouted, " I HAVE TO HURRY BACK! THANKS CHARLENE!" Ronald ran out the door. She hoped Ronald would save her X.
   "Who was that, Dear?" Charlene's husband called.
   "Nobody, Kowalski, Nobody…" Charlene sniffled.  


   Back to modern day.
   "Charlene?" I called.
   "Yes?" She answered. I pulled a ring-case out of my scooter-container.
   "Will you marry me?" I asked.
   "Oh…" Charlene gasped, "OF COURSE I WILL!" Then Skipper kicked the ring-cse out of my hand. The other penguins entered the room.
   "Take this, BLOWHOLE!" Skipper shouted. He jumped on my head and I fell of the scooter. We wrestled on the floor. Then we wrestled into a case full of plastic knifes. I grabbed one and jumped onto my scooter. I drove the scooter into the elevator. Skipper grabbed one and ran up the stairs.
   Ronald appeared outside the building.
   "I HAVE TO HURRY!" Ronald screamed. He ran into the building. Charlene drove her scooter into the elevator.
   "WAIT! CHARLENE!" Ronald called. Too late. She pushed the button, and the elevator closed.
   "I have to get to the roof! But I can't climb the stair-case!" Ronald panicked.
   "Why do you have to get up there?" Kowalski asked.
   "Dr. Blowhole is going to die! I know for a fact!" Ronald screamed. The penguins gasped.
   "Even though he is our enemy, we have to help him!" Private pointed out.
   "How is he going to die?" Kowalski asked.
   "He's going to fall off the roof!" Ronald answered.
   "Then let's give him a soft landing!" Kowalski said. The penguins ran into the storage room and found a trampoline. They pushed it out of the room, and pushed it out of the building.

   Skipper held a knife up to me, and I picked a crowbar up. I swung it at his head. He tried to sword fight with me, but my crowbar broke his knife. Skipper slid to the edge of the building. I charged towards him, and he jumped out of the way. I tried to stop my scooter, but it was too late. I fell off the edge.
   "CURSE YOU, SKIPPER!" My voice echoed.
   "There he goes!" Private called. Everyone looked up and saw me falling.
   "Move the tramp to the left!" Ronald yelled. The started to push it, but then sleeping darts hit the penguins' backs. Ronald looked towards them and saw Officer X.
   "HA HA HA!" X cheered. Ronald pushed the trampoline with his little lobster arms. He pushed. And pushed. And pushed. And pushed. His arm broke off, but he still tried with one arm. That arm broke off. He pushed it with his body. He pushed. And pushed.

   DOING! DOING! DOING!

   I landed on the trampoline. Ronald made it in time. I wasn't injured. I had lived. And now, I'm not going to die.
   "PHEW!" Ronald sighed. Then he fainted. I sat up and looked around. Officer X held out a gun, but my scooter landed on his head. He fell to the ground, unconscious.
   I did my dolphin laugh, and climbed off the trampoline. I crawled over to the bus, and told the driver to get ready. Charlene rode her scooter out of the building, and drove into the bus. The bus drove away, before Skipper could jump on it.
   "HOOVER DAM!" Skipper shouted. Kowalski, Private, and Rico woke up.
   "INTO THE CAR! WE'RE GOING AFTER THE BUS!" Skipper shouted. Everyone jumped into the Barbie car, and drove it after the bus. The bus, however, was too far away. They didn't see it anymore. We had escaped.

In the future, Charlene's life was different. Instead of being married to Kowalski, she was married to me.

We drove the bus away so quickly, that Ronald, the lobster who broke off his arms just to save my life, was captured by Officer X, and put into a cage. He lived in the cage for the rest of his life. I never had the chance to thank him.

* * *
   When we got back to the hideout, Charlene went to see the psychiatrist.
   "Congratulations, you have full control over your body again!" He said.
   Charlene drove her scooter out of the office, and she rode up to me. I had a new scooter, and I held out the ring again.
    "Let's try this again! Charlene, will you marry me?" I asked.